We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG
I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.
dear board of education,
i am too
you better pop lock and drop that attitude